Crime-n-Shame: ‘Big’ Time Arrest at the Grocery Store

Is that a Monster energy drink in your pocket, Seamus, or are you just happy to see us? Seamus P. Scanlan, 21, of the 15600 block of New England Avenue in Oak Forest, was arrested and charged with retail theft Jan. 7 after he was caught leaving the store with two Monster energy drinks in his pants — and several packets of Extenze penis enlargement pills.

(via palos.patch.com)

Such an unhealthy steal.