January 2012
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Two Things to Pump You Up: →
Crime-n-Shame: ‘Big’ Time Arrest at the Grocery Store
Is that a Monster energy drink in your pocket, Seamus, or are you just happy to see us? Seamus P. Scanlan, 21, of the 15600 block of New England Avenue in Oak Forest, was arrested and charged with retail theft Jan. 7 after he was caught leaving the store with two Monster energy drinks in his pants — and several packets of Extenze...
Bad Adjectives To Use At A Wine Tasting
meganamram:
Curdled
Chubby
Shrimp-flavored
Like white wine but red
Boiling
Deep-dish
Circumcised
Like bad wine
Black
Tastes like what I had as a kid in the orphanage
Wife material
Like booze-gravy
Winey
Gay
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How to be Lo-Fi with Friends
Truthfully, I have not felt passionate about Hunter’s stuff since PlayRadioPlay! i.e. Analog Rebellion but this teaser is getting me pretty pumped. Also, look at that gear. God.
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We’re the coolest thing about you
– Matt
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Living Alone - Day 1
It’s noon. I can drink these beers in my refrigerator and no one know or care. I won’t though. I’ve got too much walking around naked to do.
Whenever you are sincerely pleased, you are nourished.
– Ralph Waldo Emerson (via cuckoocuckoo)
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December 2011
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Nap
Dad: How was your nap?
Mom: I don't know yet.
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Xmas Breakfast
Me (walking into the kitchen seeing my mom frying bacon): I didn't know we had Christmas breakfast.
Dad: Yeah, where you been? What do you think, we're going to wait til 6 to eat? She cooks lunch too.
Mom: No I don't.
Dad: Yeah you do, it's a new tradition.
Final Fight Family: MUSIC: Está Vivo- "MJMJ:... →
fffamily:
<a href=”http://mjmjrecords.bandcamp.com/track/african-run” _mce_href=”http://mjmjrecords.bandcamp.com/track/african-run”>African Run by Está…
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